January 2010
wag ka magmalinis te!kitang kita na HINDI KA...
I just had a convo earlier with my one of my so-called “close friends” (i refuse to use the term best friend). we were talking about something school related and suddenly the *insert batch here* are surprised that *insert name here* is not the *insert ocupation here* of *insert names here* in *insert subject here*. And just becasue he/she doesn’t take that subject, he/she...
“Bogs, tayo na lang…akin ka n lng…”
:”(( 3”
– kim chiu (paano na kaya, star cinema, jan 27, 2010)
ang lahat ng talong ay tustado.tandaan niyo yan.
there’s this something that i’ve been wanting to get off my chest.to start with, people say we’re “like best friends” but everything has changed.he/she used to sorta be like one, and he/she kept telling me that he’s/she’s just not used to everything yet.
oh man.i wish i believed him/her from the start.we were actually a “group”.i wont tell...
Two is Better Than One
abrokentomorrow:
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 20 friends (make me #21 so I can see your results). 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY? Turn it Off HOW WOULD YOU...
cguro kea d aq mkasulat ng kanta kc lahat n ng...
"If I let you go I will never know what mylife...
WHOA.
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
tense.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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: ))) damn.
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WIIIIIIIIIIN =))
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LOL! XD
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aup!!!!!!ang noob ko late ko n ngets
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